Really, I think they're making a comeback.
Some guy came into my work today, looked about 20..maybe younger I don't know.
At first glance he was pretty cute.
We were sort of flirting and then he smiled- only to expose hideous metal wires and gears eating his teeth.
The flirting on my end ended abruptly.
Never get braces if you're over the age of 14.
UNLESS it's Invisaline or however you spell it.
Just spring for the extra grand and save yourself years of looking like a douche bag.
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I had braces when I was a wee misanthrope. I made them myself out of razor wire and railroad ties. I guess I didn't really need them, but I wanted to be able to cut beer cans and small life forms in half on my face. It was pretty awesome until some jerk magnetized a trashcan full of screws. I lost five teeth and was unconscious for ten minutes. Damn science.
The invisabline crap ruins your teeth, too.
Braces are just crap. It does not cost much more to just get caps and it always looks ten times better.
mistahh-Well in Hilary Duff's case, not so much. Poor thing looks closer to a horse than a human these days..
The only part that would get about the caps would be the grinding down of the teeth eek!
MM- You're a twisted fuck. I dig it.
wtf is with all this flirting with guys who could be your legal guardian?
You know I used to think this too…I once dated a guy w braces, I couldn’t get past them. I bumped into him recently, no braces, hawte! Man I fckd up…
I'm all for straight teeth and whatever, but I never did the braces thing. My front two teeth are a littttle crooked but you can barely tell.
I guess what I'm trying to say is even if he's hawte now, I would just keep picturing him with those damn braces. You wouldn't even be able to scrapbook with old pics cause you wouldn't want to even revisit that period in time.
P.S. I've only made ONE scrapbook and it was a fucking disaster.
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