For some silly reason, whenever my friend, Pat, feels like discussing a certain someone with me he uses their initials (mostly, in group settings so our conversation is a little more discrete) He refers to Joe as JC.
Pat: "So JC?"
ETP: Don't call him that! It sounds like you're talking about Jesus.
Pat: Jesus Christ?
ETP: No, the other one.
Later on texting...
ETP: Fingerbang. (Don't ask)
Pat: LMAO are you hanging out with jesus tonight?
ETP: haha don't call him Jesus, that's horrible! But yeah, I'm hanging out with him. If we don't make out I might die from with drawl.
Pat: it is about time you got some
ETP: Seriously dude. Last time was Homecoming. I'm near death, I can see the light.
Pat: Well only *Jesus* can save you now.
Humor via text. Who knew?
I do know that I will be kicking this mother fucker to the curb if he doesn't stick his tongue down my throat. That's all I'm saying.
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Just one billion more good text messaging conversations and their overall karma of retardedness can be restored.
Take the reigns, girl! Sometimes you gotta show him who's boss! I promise you, you'll go down in his history books as the coolest girl ever who took charge.
Good luck!
i hope you two "hung out" today so we'll have something to talk about tommorrow.
Like I told you earlier tonight: boobie pics.
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