Monday, October 22, 2007

If you wear this:

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I will automatically write you off as a douche bag.
UNLESS:

You are driving.

Under no other circumstances is it socially acceptable to wear a fucking headset.
Cellphones are portable people! That's the beauty of it! No need to wear a headset like you are someone important.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

YES! I fucking hate it when douchebaggy people walk around with their headset on, ALL THE TIME. Yes, we get it, you have a cell phone. Me too, but my plan didn't come with the how to be an obnoxious tool package.

ETP said...

hahaha I walked into a gas station and saw some Indian dude behind the counter sporting one. Are you SO tied up at your VERY important gas station clerk position, you don't even have time to pick up your phone with your two hands? I find that hard to believe.